Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars
Dressed up for a big date like Halloween Day but it was 4th of July now
A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face she was one of a kind
She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella and roller skates in bed
They take a greyhound from his hometown when he comes around 'cos they don't let him drive now
Mixed up as a milkshake but make no mistake Crash is looking at the stars
You and me we're invincible together
We can be oh so tragical whatever
All dressed up like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Share a toothpick trading lipstick watching traffic for days at the diner
holding hands making big plans playing superman he was wearing eyeliner
Another local legend and his long time lucky charm
Bridge
They're drunk on love as you can get getting high on lust and cigarettes
Living life with no regrets at least they're gonna try to fly
Solo
You and me we're invincible together
We can be oh so tragical whatever
We're Sid and Nancy, Fred and Ginger, Clyde and Bonnie, Liz and Richard
Kurt and Courtney, Becall and Bogey, Joltin' Joe and Ms Monroe
Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
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