You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorite if you could
>From the White House to the alleys
>From the president down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it-yes you would
Senorita's in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonite,it's alright
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught-yeah you're caught
So you'll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall,dark,skinny or
Handsome-you won't talk
So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away
You can't start a fire without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
So full of high octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
Now you know for sure,you know the cure
To make a blind man see