Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush And the night when it saved us from drones? Nobody knew the power it had They just thought it was shaggy and gross Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't) But then when drones were filling the sky She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold Truly a magical bush to behold! Or, up one semitone (easier to play) Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush And the night when it saved us from drones? Nobody knew the power it had They just thought it was shaggy and gross Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't) But then when drones were filling the sky She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold Truly a magical bush to behold!
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