Paul plays this in between verse lines (but not during the chorus): Hail Mary, full of grace Your boy kicked me in the face He made my wife run away for a big promise on Judgment Day My wife called me a sinner I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner Now I'm left with pain and loathing Caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing My wife left me for a guy named Jesus Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces It hurts to say his dad's name when someone sneezes My wife left me for a guy named Jesus Do you think you're such a big shot raising people from the dead? Or some slight of hand with a loaf of bread? You're a second-rate magician with everlasting life and your latest trick is my disappearing wife I'm as good as that guy named Jesus I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis And I can walk on water when it freezes I'm as good as that guy named Jesus and Jesus better watch his back...
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