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College Humour - My Two True Loves



Текст песни Misc Television - College Humour - My Two True Loves

College Humour - My Two True Loves
Misc Television
As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo

I go through life alone
no one to hold my hand
when I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks 
the ladies don't give a damn
I'm not much of a believer
in fate and destiny
but I know that somewhere out there
are 2 girls for me

my 2 true loves
my 2 and only
2 nude souls beneath the covers
ain't enough, I need another
my 2 true loves
my 2 and only
together we will be just you and me... and her

They'll be 2 in a million
one in five hundred thousand if you prefer
I'll give a hundred percent of myself to she
the other 100 percent to her
you + me = us, + her = even more fun
but the 3 of us have more math to do
69 + 1

I'll only have eyes for both of them
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
and I'll pass them along to the other girl
if she didn't already hear 
true eternal romance
lives for moments like this
so pure sweet and innocent
Now you 2 kiss

my 2 true loves
my 2 and only
every soul has just 2 mates
one to hump and one to masturbate
my 2 true loves
my 2 and only
There'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her

I wish that there were 2 of me
so I could watch myself fuck both of you

my 2 true loves
my 2 and only
our love will have no rules 
except no other dudes
she'll fill both holes in my soul
filling them back is my goal
an eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her

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