Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Alan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Faddah

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah:Alan Sherman.
#14 in UK & #2 USA in 63.

#1.
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada.
Camp is very entertaining,
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy...he developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

#2.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want, this should scare ya,
But my bunkmate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home,

I hate Grenada.
Don't leave me out in the forest, 
where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise 

or mess the house with
oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay,
I've been here one, whole, day.

#3.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Playing baseball, gee that's better,
Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.