This is Jasper Carrot(English comedian's)spoof version of Day trip to Bangor as performed by Fiddler's Dram.As such the melody etc is exactly the same. Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money on chips and bingo Hour after hour we spent in a bar and we drank a barrel of cider And on the way back I was sick over Jack and the rain came down Oh do you recollect the havoc we wrecked as we vandalised the sea front Sydney the punk lost a chunk from his head when he nutted a parking meter I'll never forget all the fish that we ate as we staggered round the fairground We distributed eels from the big ferris wheel and the rain came down Oh do you recall the thrill of it all as we organised a gang bang Under the pier a bottle of beer and a plastic doll called Vinyl Vera It ruptured the two at the front of the queue and then it came to my turn But I couldn't begin 'cos the tide had come in and the rain came down Oh Eric and Sid they bet us a quid they could climb the Blackpool Tower Newcastle Brown made Eric fall down and we carried him into a Wimpy bar Sydney threw up right into his cup and we had to call the waiter Then Eric was ill all over his bill and the rain came down Oh Eric and me we wanted a pee so we climbed upon the bandstand We recycled booze all over our shoes and quite a lot over the band as well We jumped in our car but we didn't get far as a policeman waved us down We must have been out of our brain 'cos we came down by train and the rain came down Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money in magistrate's fines We stood in the dock till at least three o'clock and the jury found us guilty We were fined two and six 'cos the judge was half pissed and the rain came down And the rain........came.......down
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