I Want My Baby Back:Jimmy Cross. #92 on BB Hot 100 on TOLLIE Records in 1965. (A parody of teen tragedy songs.)(My Halloween contribution.) I want my Baby back..gotta have my Baby back. I miss her, oh, so much..can't live without her touch. #1.(SPOKEN:) I don't hardly know where to begin..I remember we were cruising home from the Beatles concert. I'd had such a wonderful evening sitting there watching my Baby screaming and tearing her hair out and carrying on..she was so full of life. #2.(SPOKEN:) Then..well, we were about three miles from home when all of a sudden it started to rain. And I do mean rain!..I couldn't hardly see nothing! Well, we kept driving for about another mile when all of a sudden I see this stalled car right smack in front of me. #3.(SPOKEN:) Well, I wasn't about to slam on the brakes cause I didn't have none to start to with. So, I swerved to the left and what do I see? Some mush-head on a motor-sickle heading right at us. And I knew at last, me and my baby were about to meet The Leader of the (woooo-haaaaaaa!!!)..(crashing noises) Pack!! #4.(SPOKEN:) Well, when I come to I looked around, and there was The Leader..and there was the Pack. And over there was my baby, and over there was my baby.. and way over there was my baby. I want my baby back, got to have my baby back. I miss her, oh, so much, can't live without her touch. #5. It's been many months now since that fateful night. And you know something? I've tried..believe me I have tried. But I just can't make it without my Baby. So, I've decided I'm going to have her back, one way or another. Oh, Baby, I dig you so much..ha!ha!ha!(Digging sounds)..hot dang!! Pay dirt!! (Opening the coffin lid..creaking sounds.) I got my Baby back, now, I got my Baby back. I love her, oh, so much, can't live without her touch. I got my Baby back..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.
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