Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Justin Kautzman - I Love Ron

Written by Justin Kautzman

I Love Ron: Love song for Ron Burgundy

NOTE: The verses are all palm muted; the chorus and bridge are not

There's something about those fancy suits
Shiny shoes, man ain't he cute
I love the way his lips move when he reads the news
He's a monkey man with his hairy chest
Beautiful dog with his matching vest
I'd love to be his one and only muse

'Cause I love Ron
Anchorman of my life
Yes I love Ron
if I could only be his wife
Id pour his scotch, shine his boots
When he's unhappy, I'd get him new suits
I know my love is true, I just wish that Ron would love me too

He's a ladies man, though he's that bright

but if I got him alone, I think I might

     make sure he was nothing but pleased

He tells the truth, a leader of men

I've got a plan, and I think I can

make that sexy man love me

*Chorus*

Bridge

And I'm 72% sure, that I love him

and that our future, isn't that dim

                                           (once)
I'd like to lay him down, and take him to pleasure town

*Chorus*

I just wish that Ron would love me 

I just wish that Ron would love me too