So You Think You Got Troubles:Marvin Rainwater. Album - Songs By Marvin Rainwater - on MGM Records in 1957. So you think you've got troubles..the more you try the worse you get. So, you think the world don't like you..well, brother, you ain't heard nothing yet. #1. My car sounds like an old tin can, my wife went off with another man. And I strained a muscle of my fishing hand..my income tax is due. Now, I lost my money in a poker game and I think my left leg is a-goin' lame. My brother asked if I'd change my name and that's what I think I'll do. #2. My doctor told me not to smoke, drink nothing stronger than a Coke. I'm not even supposed to hear dirty jokes, for I'd laugh and strain my heart. I had every ailment known to man, from the African mumps to dishpan hands. I lost every race that I ever ran..I didn't even get a start. So you think you've got troubles..the more you try the worse you get. So, you think the world don't like you..well, brother, you ain't heard nothing yet. #3. Now, some people call me a pesimist, they say that I oughta make the best of this. Well, maybe I am a pesimist, that's something that I wouldn't know. But one thing I do know, I'll tell you right now, I'm a-milkin' the wrong end of this old cow, there's too many wrinkles in this boy's brow..that stuff has got to go. So you think you've got troubles..the more you try the worse you get. So, you think the world don't like you..well, brother, you ain't heard nothing yet. So, I putttin' me a bar in the back of my car and drivin' myself to drink! A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.
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