Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Nervous Norvous - Transfusion

Transfusion:Nervous Norvus.
(Real name, Jimmy Drake)
#8 on BB Hot 100 on DOT Records in 1956.
(It was banned on many radio stations..why,
 I don't know. But it was taken seriously
 in some quarters.)
(***Someone requested this and I kept putting it off..
    mainly because it's really stupid. Please bear in mind..
    I didn't write it and the chords are those originally used 
    in the song. It hit #8 and made a lot of money. Go figure.***)

(Car engine revving up)ZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMM.

#1.
Tooling down the hightway doing 79..I'm a 

twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine.
Hey, man, dig that..was that a red stop sign?

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion, I'm just a solid mess 

of contusions.
Never, never, never gonna speed again..slip the 
blood to me, Bud.

#2.
I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine..I gotta 
make a date with that chick of mine.
I cross the center-line, man, you gotta make time.

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion, oh, man, I got the cotton-

pickin convolutions.
Never, never, never gonna speed again..shoot the juice 
to me, Bruce.

#3.
My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead.

But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head.
I'm-a gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead..

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion, my red corpsuckles are in 
mass confusion.
Never, never, never gonna speed again..pour the crimson 
to me, Jimson.

#4.
I took a little drink and I'm feelin right.

I can fly right over everything everything in sight.

There's a slow poking cat, I'm gonna pass him on the right.

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion..I'm a real gone paleface and 
that's no illusion..I'm-a never never, never gonna speed 
again..pass the claret to me, Barrett.

#5.
-rollin down the mountain on a rainy day.
Oh, when you see me coming better start to pray.
I'm a-cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way.

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion..oh, doc, pardon me for this crazy 

intrusion.
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again..pump the fluid 
in me, Louie.

#6.
I'm burning up the freeway early this morn..I'm passing everybody, 
oh, nothing but corn.

Man outa my way, I don't drive with my horn.

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)
Transfusion, transfusion..oh, nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution.
I'm never, never, never gonna speed again..put a gallon in me, Alan.

Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two classes..line crowding hogs and 

speeding jackasses.
So, rememmber to slow down, today..hey, daddy-o..a-make that Type O, huh?
Atta boy!

(Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!)

A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.