I Wanna Dance With The Teacher:The Olympics. #71 on BB Hot 100 on DEMON Records in 1958. Ding dong, ding dong (well, a-ding-ding-dong-a ding-a-ding-a-dong-a) #1. Well, I got the idea at the PTA..the parents and (well, a-ding-ding-dong-a-ding-a-ding-a-dong-a) the teachers were discussing the day. (well, a-ding-ding-dong-a-ding-a-ding-a-dong-a) Well, in comes the teacher strolling through the door. (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) She slipped on a banana peel and hit the floor. (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh-ooooooooooooooh) The teacher took a hop, then she landed like a mop. I got the idea that the teacher could hop. BRIDGE: Well, I'm going back to school just as fast as I can.. won't pick on a friend just to be the pet. I wanna dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) I wanna dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) I wanna dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) I wanna dance with the teacher. I wanna go to school to learn about the golden rule, just dancing with the teacher. (Ding-dong-ding-dong..ding-a-ding-a-ding) #2. Well, they're gonna be surprised when they get the news..(well, a-ding-ding-dong-a-ding-a-ding-a-dong-a) Like Betty Lou, I got a new pair of shoes. (well, a-ding-ding-dong-a-ding-a-ding-a-dong-a) And with these shoes I'm gonna do The Hop.. when I take the teacher to the high school hop. We're going up in the air, we're going over the chair, me and the teacher with the greatest of care. BRIDGE: My papa told me, son, when you finish school.. you can do anything that you wanna do. So, let me dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) So, let me dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) So, let me dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) So, let me dance with the teacher..(uh-huh-huh) I want the teacher's hand..we'll do some dancin' in this land..dancing with the teacher. (Dancin' with the teacher) Oh-(uh-huh-uh-huh-oh-uh-huh-uh-huh)(Fade.) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.