I saw a sign by a payphone It said get in line so I did The nice cars they drive by fast Sucking up many gallons of gas I wish I had a few I wish I had a few In the alley with a box for two Flashbacks to my old room Im sorry about the mess Im sorry about the mess I think we have a better chance Rob the place but dont leave a mess Rob the place but dont leave a mess The big stars that crash cars and get paid To say lines and pay fines and get laid I dont have to look to see That that place isnt me The guitars and money the big shots Bad cops and charities go bye x2 In the alley with a box for two In the alley with a box for two in the alley with a box for two in the alley with a box for two (repeat that a couple times.) the the (big stars crash cars part again a couple times then just play the chord progression and fade out. its pretty simple.
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