Plastic Jesus R.. Seabury tabbed by Ed Yaekle Capo 2, standard chord formations I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I've got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Through my trials and tribulations and my travels through many nations with my plastic Jesus I'll go far Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car He won't slip, He won't slide 'Cause His feet are magnitized riding on the dashboard of my car Riding down a thoroughfare With His nose up in the air (a) wreck might be ahead but He don't mind Trouble coming, He don't see He just keeps his eyes on me and any other thing that lies behind Repeat Chorus (x2) Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Though the sunshine on His back Makes Him peel and chip and crack a little patchin' keeps Him up to par Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Once His robe was snowy white Now it ain't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar If I weave around at night and the po-lice think I'm tight they never find my bottle though they ask Plastic Jesus Shelters me For His head comes off you see He's hollow and I use Him for a flask Repeat Chorus Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car Ride with me and have a dram of the blood of the Lamb Plastic Jesus is a holy bar