Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had loads of hits I saw the pictures in her profile and she had absolutely massive... Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Right Here We Go I sent her instant messages I posted on her blog I said lets meet in Wetherspoons So we could have a snog She said she had no transport and so a lift she'd catch and if I played my cards right I'd get to feel her Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Word to your mother How is your mother? We walked home from pub together I even bought her chips I kissed her on the doorstep She said can't you kiss me on the lips We carried on our courting But then I had a reet big shock It turns out it wunt a girl at all It where a fella (no Strum) with a massive... Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes Had a Lot of requests or this song and with about 15 mins this is the best i cam up .. Phil
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