We're so sorry Uncle Albert, we're so sorry if we caused you any pain. We're so sorry Uncle Albert, But there's no one left at home and I believe it's going to rain. Inter 1:[ ] x4 [ ] We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day. We're so sorry Uncle Albert, but if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring. Inter 2:[ ] x3 [ ] We're so sorry Uncle Albert, but we haven't done a bloody thing all day. We're so sorry Uncle Albert, but the lettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away. Inter 3:[ ] x4 [ ] Inter 4:[ ] Hand across the water (Water). Heads across the sky. Hand across the water (Water). Heads across the sky. Admiral Halsey notified me. He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea. I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie (The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie). Hand across the water... Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around). Get your feet up off the ground. Live a little, get around. Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around). Get your feet up off the ground. Live a little, get around. Inter 4. Hand across the water... Ooh, ooh...
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