Текст песни Weezer - Thank God For Girls

THANK GOD FOR GIRLS - Weezer
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The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to
Take on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you've known since second grade
And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testoste-
-rone, in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
  And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes and you will
  Require band aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and
When you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her
Eyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth and that's why you

Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
She's so big, she's so strong
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls, thank God for girls

  I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
  I think about her all the day and all the night, it's enough to know that she's alive
She says I give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack
  The truth is that I'm just as scared, I don't know how to act
  I wish that I could get to know her better
But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
  I carved her name into all the trees, sang a song down on one knee
  Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was fourteen
  I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down

Thank God for girls
Holla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA
Thank God for girls
On your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray
She's so big, she's so strong
She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
Thank God for girls
Thank God for girls, thank God for girls

  God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge ma-
-chine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
 While Adam was like "that really hurts", going off into the tundra
  So pissed at God and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey
Eggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the Echinacea until God said
"Imma smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two"
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And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair
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Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, "Thank God"